Come on, Keith, get your act together

Just Russia being Russia

Note these are only rules in China

I'm not sure who did it but whoever it is they should automatically be elected as president or something

Or you could spend more on candles, that might fix the situation too

"Thomas is the cheeky one"

Because you passed out in the bathroom of a petrol station after pulling over to try an summon the devil in a gin-fueled rage

Because I honestly just want to misspell names and fuck up people's photos of their drinks

Want an entire seat to yourself? Assert your dominance over your other commuters with a machete

Why mike would have a snow plow in a club is the real question

That was a great film

If someone made a pun that good they are amazing

This is what is known as the endangered western skinback Russian. They are now classified as endangered as their grazing grounds are being overrun with the more common western adidasbacked Russian

I'm still trying to imagine how someone could fuck up that name that badly that it would come out as "Barack Obama"

Don't be silly, they can all hear us, but pretend not to so they can overhear our nuclear launch codes and use them against us one day