When unable to human you can always walrus

This is where we seperate the weak from the heroes, the apprentices from the legends, the amateurs from the masters

In Mother Russia only Aeroflot can fly without being shot down

I'm like the top one when anyone compliments me because I don't get compliments

Hmm, well, UFOs you don't see in the papers, but aren't the other two the same thing?

Yeah but if he spells "Kylo" wrong he's going to break the table

The Irish flag (Green white and Orange (often rephrased as Green white and gold). Green represents the Catholics of the country, Orange the Protestants, and white the peace between the two groups
(Also, extra fact, it was gifted to Thomas Francis Meagher by a group of French women, based off the French tricolour)

If you make a mistake like that you lose the rank of grammar Nazi and have to go back to the "Tilde Youth"

It'll give you lung cancAAAWRGH

It's a masterpiece

Always bring protection against bears. It's like my number one rule in life