When I try to make a salad 5 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
That's my favourite salad. Extra meat and without the rest of it
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Oh shit 14 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Fuck. Burn the documents, if we can get rid of anything before they find out everything, then we have to. Change address, change name, change your fucking fingerprints, just don't let them find you
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Brace yourselves, feels are coming 31 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Yeah, it's just, I feel like there's some there that should make me feel worse, like the little girl talking about her dad, but, they just don't hit me as much as that one does
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Congratulations, Leonardo DiCaprio for winning the Golden Globe! 7 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Okay, I swear to god, there was a news report on this 2 seconds ago and it had a video of Leo saying something like "it means a lot to win this" and then the reporter said "probably not nearly as much as an Oscar would though"
The news is getting fucking savage
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The news is getting fucking savage
Brace yourselves, feels are coming 31 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
I don't know, it might make me sound bad or something, but the one that got me the most was about the Mexican guy. I don't know, something about it really hit me
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The only spiderman in our hearts 10 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
There is no other Spider-Man. I haven't even bothered watching the newer ones due to the distinct lack of Tobey Maguire
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The're funny because they are true 17 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Yeah, I had a lot going on, but I remembered that being back here was one of the few times I could just let go of it all and have a laugh with some funny people. And thank you for saying you enjoyed my comments, that's the first time anyone has said so and it'll stick with me, thanks!
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Filtering 7 comments
Mexican tap water 15 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
A strange old man who drives a white van around town, telling tales of candy when the van reeks only of dispair
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FUN 3 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
F is for faithlessness to the might of the First Order
I is for insubordination
N is for no forgiveness to traitors of the First Order
N is for nefariousness of such a traitor
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I is for insubordination
N is for no forgiveness to traitors of the First Order
N is for nefariousness of such a traitor
And I'm not an*lyzing you either 14 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
I can read minds. Seriously, I can read any mind at all (provided what's on your mind is a giant statue of a lobster wielding a samurai sword)
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How could it be anything else? 5 comments
Something was lost in translation 5 comments
The're funny because they are true 17 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Me? Really? Wow, that is probably the first time someone has said that to me
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The're funny because they are true 17 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
I assume this is a reference to something but you've put the image in my head of someone sitting in a cinema and they're really annoyed because there is a moose sitting in front of them blocking the screen
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Star wars action figure: Uncle owen 5 comments
Zeus before and after shave 15 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
I think the film would have been so much better if he looked like that... And was in every scene
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It definitely does 5 comments
Did u get ur phone back 6 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
It's very simple, put a fork in the microwave, set the timer to one hour and wait
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