Mind=blown (sorry if this is a repost) 11 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Mmhmm, well, I need a word with this author.. He's got to make a few changes
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Mexico touchers 3 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
My new name for every American I meet that I don't know the name of
"Mexico toucher"
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"Mexico toucher"
My kind of cat 17 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
I am a zoological expert. This, my friends, is a rare "furryback armadillo" found exclusively in Uzbekistan
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Duh, there aren't any. 20 comments
Coffee table based on scene from Inception 2 comments
Duh, there aren't any. 20 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Pros of dating me:
- if you like random facts at like 3 in the morning I'm your man
- I have jumpers you can have
- that's about it
- also my favourite colour is green
Cons
- I cant juggle
- or speak French
- or play the violin
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- if you like random facts at like 3 in the morning I'm your man
- I have jumpers you can have
- that's about it
- also my favourite colour is green
Cons
- I cant juggle
- or speak French
- or play the violin
James May and his Lego hosue 14 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
I am sorry, but it was demolished as it was seen as a possible safety hazard... And thus another childhood dream is crushed
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Strangely soothing 17 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
If that's what they do after three I'm buying them a brewery. It would either lead to total annihilation of the human race or an amazing idea that will change the future of the human race. Either way, fun to watch
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I'm seriously so angry right now 14 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Perfect, they'll never expect us! If it's handy I've also got some other weapons at my disposal apart from torches, such as surprise, fear and ruthless efficiency
I like this concept 5 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
What if you walk in and yell
"SERVE TO ME THE BOILING BEVERAGE, MADE FROM THE WATERS THAT HAVE DROWNED MANY A LOST SAILOR AND INFUSED WITH COFFEE BEANS FOUND DEEP WITHIN THE JUNGLES THAT HAVE TAKEN MANY LIVES THEMSELVES. IN EXCHANGE I WILL GIVE YOU CURRENCY, CURRENCY WHICH BEFORE NOW COULD HAVE CHANGED HANDS WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF"
Is it cheaper if I say that or more expensive?
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"SERVE TO ME THE BOILING BEVERAGE, MADE FROM THE WATERS THAT HAVE DROWNED MANY A LOST SAILOR AND INFUSED WITH COFFEE BEANS FOUND DEEP WITHIN THE JUNGLES THAT HAVE TAKEN MANY LIVES THEMSELVES. IN EXCHANGE I WILL GIVE YOU CURRENCY, CURRENCY WHICH BEFORE NOW COULD HAVE CHANGED HANDS WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF"
Is it cheaper if I say that or more expensive?
Spider-man 11 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
If I ever become a cop I'm going to run around in a Spider-Man suit arresting people... They then might not let me be a cop for long but I'll have my fun
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Me in the kitchen 5 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
How to boil water: (trust me I'm a chemist (not actually, shhh))
1- get water
2- got the water? Good
3-throw the water out the window. WHAT DID IT EVER DO FOR yOU ANYWAy?!
6??- okay, now buy a Liam Neeson box set
5- you have watched it? Good
9- Liam Neeson is proud
1- I have not thought this far ahead
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Egg-
5-
9- good work, you have boiled a plant and / or water
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1- get water
2- got the water? Good
3-throw the water out the window. WHAT DID IT EVER DO FOR yOU ANYWAy?!
6??- okay, now buy a Liam Neeson box set
5- you have watched it? Good
9- Liam Neeson is proud
1- I have not thought this far ahead
27-
Egg-
5-
9- good work, you have boiled a plant and / or water
Someone at the gym dropped their iPhone in a running treadmill 16 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Try turning it off and on. If that fails a hard reset may be necessary
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Who shot first? 19 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Greedo suffered a heart attack whilst Han called the police and asked if he was allowed to use lethal force in response to his situation
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One does not simply prepare for math 14 comments
Technology has changed things 7 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Yeah, but it doesn't have the same feel to it. It's like comparing going to say, France and just looking at pictures of it. Sure you might see the same things but there would be a better feel to actually being there, in person
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Life Hacks 101 16 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Trust me, this works. When lacking ketchup a pet or family member can also do the job
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100% accurate 15 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Hold the fucking phone. 5 out of 5? Hmm, seems like a fake statistic to me
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Stop stalin and like this post! 5 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Onion is then taken by the state
*hymn of the USSR begins playing softly in the background*
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Edited 9 years ago
*hymn of the USSR begins playing softly in the background*
Almost every attractive guy.. 56 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Well, I'm not famous, not gay, don't think I'm a douchebag, doubt I'm twice your age, I don't have a girlfriend, I might like you back, I probably live on the other side of the planet, I probably don't know you exist and I'm only semi-fictional
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Exactly how hot does it have to get to melt concrete steps 7 comments
ecumenicalmatter
· 9 years ago
Jet fuel can make a hotness of 7, enough to melt concrete, but by steel beams, they need a hotness of 9 or more
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