I am a black market tradesman (don't tell the police, please)

If the cheese says there is no Australia then there is no Australia

I liked where you were going with the flaming torch though. I mean.. If that doesn't work you can gather a mob of local villagers, armed with torches and pitchforks, storm your place of work and demand she be tried as a witch. Worst case scenario, she's not a witch and dies in the testing after her trial, best case scenario she is found a witch and is executed for what she has done to the village-- I've taken this slightly too far again, haven't I?

Okay, well, the theory basically revolves around the fact that horses don't exist, they were invented by the KGB to trick weary travelers. When they would get on a horse that was given to them by an undercover agent they would be spied on by the fish, then the fish would radio the Kremlin

Thank you, you'll love my theory on how horses are actually giant fish in costumes

Or, just hear me out for a minute, they could be ninjas disguised as old dudes

Well, one shade of extra blue should be called ChKkliupmuRniap€

I don't really have a particular interest in any of them except the X-Men ones

So am I. I don't speak French and my favourite colour is green

Apparently not, she appears to be lacking somewhat in perception with her Tesco job

Let the hate flow through you