I shall join this grouping

The original voice is great, just a very angry Scottish man

Well, all it is is saving up a bit and jumping on a plane, believe me, it'll be worth it if you do go

Nah, Germany is a continent. It sits right next to Narnia, the left big toe of John Wilkes Booth and a hose

Fighting isn't always brainwashing. For some it very well may be, but on the other side for some they certainly don't need it. Some people are born with that fire inside of them, like there are good artists, born with a natural talent for art there are good fighters, born with a natural talent to fight. Many fight for what they believe in, with no brainwashing needing to take place. But obviously some need encouragement, propaganda... Or as you could put it, brainwashing

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!

What rank? general? Corporal? We need answers!

I'll sputnik you in your place for not enjoying these puns. They're great. I mean, soviet if you're not into puns, but you have to have a soft spot for these ones. I mean, not all of these puns have been groundbreaking, but if you just took a Trotsky over to some of them you might laugh, at least a perestroika of them are good. To those of you making those great Russian puns, I say keep em' Kremlin. This is all good clean fun too, just jokes, no nudity, bad language, violence or blood and Gorbachev.

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

"the end of the world"

The police are already en route to his location

I'll be there hours later with an Irish tricolour and a crate of Guinness

More like my current dream car! I would ride around town playing thomas and his friends in German (because it sounds great in German, why not (Thomas und seine fruende))

Kyrgyzstan, Azerbaijan, THE COUNTRY THAT I DIDNT MAKE UP AND I CALL IT A KETTLE, Moldova, Lithuania, the possibilities are numerous

Tajikistan?

Or Mozambique
(I was dead)