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Absolutely barbaric! 2 comments
donotmicrowave · 7 years ago
Hi I'm Jeff.I use my phone portrait to take videos.
[Jumps out the window of a multiple story building]
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Which one is which? 9 comments
donotmicrowave · 7 years ago
The right one is wax
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Mums 3 comments
donotmicrowave · 7 years ago
Looks like the girl from all the Sia music videos.
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I need this condition 23 comments
donotmicrowave · 7 years ago
My girlfriend is like this,she doesn't stop bringing every single tiny piece of the past in her arguments
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I once fell for ten minutes 7 comments
donotmicrowave · 7 years ago
When you run out of ideas to make an episode,so you just put 15 minutes of characters falling
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I want to donate my organs when I die 8 comments
donotmicrowave · 7 years ago
Is it just me or does she look like Vladimir Putin?
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When your mom comes in your room and thinks she is going to catch you red-handed 13 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
They don't phase me*insert bisep emoji* Thanks
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When your mom comes in your room and thinks she is going to catch you red-handed 13 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
If they are shitty why do you even go into the article for more?
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When your mom comes in your room and thinks she is going to catch you red-handed 13 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
First time I've done such.Have a problem?Go fly a kite.
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Theoretically this could occur 3 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
I've never seen a dryer with a light in it before.
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Twenty One Pilots 8 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
I love their new song "Heathens" from Suicide Squad!!!
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RIP 5 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
Finally 18 today :) I'm looking forward to doing this 16 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
I will,thanks.
Finally 18 today :) I'm looking forward to doing this 16 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
I'm in South Africa
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This picture is deep. It's talking about trust 15 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
If he really wanted her to get out he would have gave her his leg(obviously longer) so she can grab on it and pull herself out.
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Food is love 4 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
My pleasure ;)
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I have about 6 months to decide what I want to study and do for the rest of my life... 9 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
One problem : I don't live in the US.Thanks though,hopefully I figure it out.
I have about 6 months to decide what I want to study and do for the rest of my life... 9 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
I'm not even sure what I'm good at,I've taken aptitude tests and I have my top 3 directions but by the end of the year I need to choose one...Its scary knowing I have to make a decision that will impact the rest of my life,each direction has a different outcome and I don't know which one to choose.
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Mom,why you do dis? 9 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
Anime usually does the trick ;)
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First post on Funsunstance :) 7 comments
donotmicrowave · 8 years ago
Thank you.
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