Yes but only if I could kill them quickly

Please don't take mi nut.

Let's just say: You deserve a bow sir.

All I have to say is that most men I know, don't know that wedges are shoes

This post made my day

This post is full of nerds

I want this

I laughed way to hard at this

I think I'm the only one who gets it right like 90% of the time

Too real

Those hashtags at the bottom

The note on the floppy disk tho

I laughed way to hard at this

Left one is even more beautiful IMO

Okay what the hell did I just watch

Every weekend

What would the bar do when it was closing time? Kick all the drunk people out on the street

Would watch this right now

I'm pretty sure that I have done exactly this

Its 1 in the morning and I just laughed way too hard at this

Haven't felt this confused since the end of inception

Not even actually brushing his hair

Forget my testicle I have another one but the mosquito deserves to DIE

Wtf

You summon Satan?