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I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 23 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

What about Tim?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 23 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

I got a rulebook right here

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 23 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Nah, just no killing.

Most evil-looking buildings around the world that could easily be supervillain 16 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

WAS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 23 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Technically I'm supposed to stop people from being killed in accidents as well. But, I'm not wearing my suit right now, so I am simply an adult on a phone.

This Guy's Evil Plans 4 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Couldn't be worse than what's happening now...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 23 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

I'm gonna pretend that I, as a superhero, did not read that. Carry on.

Don't stop believing! 15 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Superboy did that probably. Now... What about the elves?

Homemade propane vortex cannon 2 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Hank Hill is proud.

You're nothing without a costume 11 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Also, Green Lanterns have lost their rings. Usually they get them back with help, or get a different ring from another Corp. In the First Flight movie, a lot of them lost power in space, and died.

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Oh, sorry 6 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Note to self: use booty as distraction tactic

Don't stop believing! 15 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

What about the reindeer?

"boob hats"...Why I love pars n rec. 8 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

I photoshopped it once on the batcomputer though.

Pickup line backfires 12 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

They have arrived...

Adaptive LED backlight system 4 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Use it with porn

Pickup line backfires 12 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

No, you said the name! Run, you can still delay your death, even if it is just a few minutes!

LOL 6 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Aight, didn't know about the restraining order. Just saying, though, a boss can fire you for inappropriate stuff on your social media.

Legit 5 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Also, it could be detachable.

LOL 6 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Unless it's a retail job where people can go to that place. Also, you can be fired for social media stuff, because even off work, you still represent the company. Have fun with this little shitstorm. :P

Pickup line backfires 12 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Actually, no. Crocodiles and alligators are different from dinosaurs. There were crocodilian ancestors with dinosaurs. If anything they might have shared a common ancestor, like us and apes. But yes, dinosaurs are ancestors of birds.

You're nothing without a costume 11 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Okay, I am Green Lantern. Oh look, I do not have the ring, therefore, none of the abilities. Am I really Green Lantern?

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Fixed it 12 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Your yacht is sinking.

Family love 21 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

THEN THOROUGHLY SPREAD PEANUT BUTTER ON THEM!

You're nothing without a costume 11 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

Except the premises of Iron Man, is the iron suit. Without it, he is still smart and resourceful, but he isn't really Iron Man. He is Tony Stark, billionaire philanthropist playboy genius.

Family love 21 comments

dickgrayson · 7 years ago

NO, NOT REALLY. BUT IT WILL RUIN PEANUT BUTTER FOR THEM. PUT PEANUT BUTTER UNDER THE TOILET SEAT AND GENTLY CLOSE THE LID WITHOUT SMOOSHING THE PEANUT BUTTER SO WHEN THEY SIT ON IT, IT THEN SQUEEZES OUT INTO THEIR PANTS!