*pours sand into popcorn using a boot*

I will fite anyone who says either of those things are actually 'comedy'

I hate all of spongebob. Minions too.

You have brought up my pure unbridled hatred for spongebob

OH GOD THERES SAND IN MY EYES

OH GOD THERES SO MUCH TO DO SO MANY THINGS ASDFGHJKL

Ooh a butterfly!

He really doesn't go back to being a surgeon.

@mightyoak you don't have a right to judge me.

I'm actually white chocolate chip cookies freshly baked from Alfred's oven.

HEY WHO WANTS TO GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE WITH ME?

I'm gonna drop a potato down this really deep hole,let me know if you see it.