@barbaragordon knows the truth!

IT WAS BECAUSE I USED TO BE SHORT OKAY

*calls batdad*Yes this is Lil Dicky,im having another bully issue

*throws a single spider at you from a compartment in my utility belt*

*takes fighting bird martial arts stance*

Yeah,he's still jealous of my long luscious locks.

SEROSENPAI,I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR BABS HAND IN FRIENDSHIP

I once watched Doctor Who,and when The 10th Doctor met Martha,Batdad punched the tv.

Really? What kind of knife was it?

*walks away sobbing* I JUST WANT TO BE ME

Okay,no,I was NEVER given a knife.
...
That early into my training.

Nah,I only said Machamp because four arms. My favorite is mudkip.

It gets worse. *Vietnam war flashbacks*

Severe emotional trauma.

Like I was saying, plenty of orphans. Like at least 100 in Gotham.

BATBABY?

BATSPIDER

MACHAMP

FOUR HANDS

PROBABLY. OR AN OSTRIDGE

I WAS GONNA SAY BECAUSE SOLGILEO IS PART PSYCHIC WHILE LUNALA HAS GHOST TYPE,GHOST BEATS PSYCHIC

MOON IS BETTER THAN SUN

ME TOO

I can't wait till November. Pokemon Sun and Moon.