But Codpiece though.

Yeah,um,he became evil.

Why don't we start our own thing?

*strikes some poses straight from Glamor Girl*

Fine,you can have Codpiece.

No one really cares. He just wants a friend.

*screams like a small angry bird*

*awkwardly walks back in the door* sorry I forgot my keys.

*throws down a smoke pellet and disappears*

Aquaman.

Shit what just happened?

*scrubs that one part of your back you just can't reach normally*

IM BOUT TO OPEN A CAN A WHOOPASS ON YOU

OH HELL NAW

YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME RAISE THIS CHILD

Shit im pregnant

Surprise, I've been kicked in the balls way to many times for this to do anything. I cant be tempted by females, but im also really in touch with my feelings.

I can give you the original Xman Deadpool,the one no one likes.

So,you made an orgasm ray?

Read that as orgasm at first.

Dial up.

That was supposed to rot and smell really bad though.

Here,have a laptop. *it only runs windows vista*

Probably not. I don't think they do that since bad guys tend to team up.