*hides an egg somewhere in dr richard ew's house*

WHAT?I CANT HEAR YOU FROM UP HERE,!

We still have more cookies.

Roll over!

*grapples up to the gargoyle, and sticks my ass over the ledge*

Nah, its just bat. Like actual bat.

Bat.

Ugh...I don't even have a brooding cape anymore, I'll look stupid

A bat cookie

I don't even live in the Batcave anymore. I only come there anymore to babysit Damian.

How about half of it now,the other half later?

*takes a piss in the potted plant*

Only if you go into your cell quietly.

But there's bird crap on the gargoyle. *looks at the Penguin*

*throws moltav cocktail at a wall,which then lights the gasoline to form a giant flaming bird*

She set an orphanage on fire!

*walks into the shower still wearing nightwing suit*

You called?

Ummm...if you go to Arkham,you'll get a free lolipop.

*runs out of the building, and comes back,crashing through the window* SEND THE BILL TO WAYNE INDUSTRIES!

*looks over at the recently extinguished orphanage*

Yeah,you're going to jail. Actually, probably just an insane asylum. I wonder if Arkham has any room.

*ahem*

Because I have a feeling you're gonna need one.