aww man that was my favorite thing! nowadays kids are like " guys! lets go my COD" and i'm all like "guys why don't we watch someone get beheaded?" then they just look at me with disgust and back away. forever alone.

thats my vacation house whenever my crush doesn't text me back all day

now i'm like BRUH! MY BATTERY IS AT 1%! eh, let's keep facetiming

omg i love veeoneye! he is so funny! does anybody know if he got kicked off of Youtube or not?

i live really close to that, it's really scary

so satisfying

ah us mericans, us, in our finest moments.

*playoff beard

i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad...

me ever since the beginning of school this year

when you pass your bro in the hall

the human centipede proficy was right! take cover!

why not use that billion towards finding a cure for cancer? just sayin...

brony much?

my dog every time i walk downstairs -___-

lol

there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you live in the desert

the older he gets, the higher the hat

as soon as i saw the tiny one i thought of the movie elf. lol

dat *ss

haha me when i was a little kid

fart had the dog like

me when Fall Out Boy broke up, but they back now!

guys movie dates be like: