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Oh.. Ohhhhhh 37 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
>Be dragon
>Flight
>mfw
We keep speaking and they keep listening 9 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
This is a good thing. We should encourage people in the industry listening to critical feedback and having a humble and appropriate response instead of calling people "haters. I don't even like sonic and I'll probably go see the film just to support film makers willing to make changes that are glaringly necessary. This is the kind of decisions we need to support or we'll just keep getting more The last Jedi's and GoT season 8's.
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It's true tho 3 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Considering the quality of game of thrones, I think it's stopped mattering
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Van halen 7 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
I'm hot for teacher.
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Who ever thought about this one before? 4 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
>Be me
>Peasant in Winderfell
>M'lord Brandon asks to wheel him to this random tree the Stark family like
>Refuse M'lord
>He has me executed
>Mfw
That's why
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Never fear 7 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
My mum told me she was disappointed in me because my college course final due date got moved two weeks forward, aka 2 weeks earlier than previously established, and I wasn't able to finish on time.
Good times.
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Endgame Spoiler! Comment if you agree with my an*lysis! 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Such a shame they felt the need to have rocket and Ant man engage in such a graphic sex scene, almost as intense as Dumbledore and Grindlewald!
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This dog made out of sand 5 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
These are literally everywhere.
Modern problem requires modern solution 5 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Literally going out of your way to devalue another human being who you have never met. Good job.
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I mean, She's right. 7 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
That's CinnamonToastKen...His name is Ken...tis a dude.
Interesting 13 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Not liking a movie makes you a troll now.
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Salvage what you can, and let the plates fall where they may 6 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
If anyones interested, but not aware, the original tweet was from Liam O'Brien (As it says) Who is a famous voice actor in things like RE, SH, FF etc, but also plays D&D with other voice actors on Twitch, the group is called critical roll and you can watch their show on YouTube. I would absolutely recommend watching if you're interested in D&D because at this point they basically play it professionally.
Also Caleb Widogast is an absolute fuckin mess.
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Word to your mother 48 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
This whole thread is kinda cringe, Alexa, play Despacito 3 (Minecraft Edition)
Word to your mother 48 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Parents are terrifying if they are absolutists in any regard. Religious absolutism will destroy a child's moral compass, old-fashioned absolutism (AKA homophobia/transphobia etc) will create the next generation of bigots and honestly I think it all comes from an ignorance to other peoples existence that I think needs taught in schools. That ignorance is left on parents who believe boys can't cry, can't play with dolls. Toxic masculinity and toxic femininity are something that are bred into children being told "you shouldn't cry, you're a boy" or "you can't play with army men, you're a girl" and it is why we have such an ego issue in today's society with people displaying thinking like "I need to biggest car, I need to be the strongest." or "I need to be the prettiest" etc. We are all human. Parents need to learn.
No idea how to teach a person empathy, something I would argue is the most important emotion for humans to feel, but I feel it is necessary for humans to develop.
Fight me.
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Vice wasn't enough 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Ah didn't realise he got nominated.
Vice wasn't enough 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
What does the Freddy Mercury guy have to do with Chrissy Baleily here?
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K99! 12 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
It will be, completely forgot about him.
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K99! 12 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Who's the wide eyed dog above Santiago meant to be?
ummm 26 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Now THAT'S progressive, just deleted a whole gender to make way for the new breed. Good.
This is a light hearted joke, please don't garrote me.
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"Let put one, just one, Sicko Mode in..." 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
1. Aren't we all?
2. Don't we all?
3. That's so nice.
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"Let put one, just one, Sicko Mode in..." 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
He makes dead people tea
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"Let put one, just one, Sicko Mode in..." 10 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
Oh hey its Caduceus
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Any other D and D players on here? 17 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
The dragon rolled a natural 20, uses its legendary lair action to become god and deletes your characters, okay so heres some I prepared for you, just to let you know this is a starfinder cross with pathfinder game hybrid and you have to come up with a 50 page backstory to qualify. So see you all next week?
Any other D and D players on here? 17 comments
derpderp · 5 years ago
DM, roll initiative.
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