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Good memory has its disadvantages 13 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
SAME
MeinKraft 3 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Ah, Meincraft, Hitler's second and lesser-known book about his love for knitting.
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Thinking of you 1 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
First thing I thought was 'moonunt?'
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Rawr xD 18 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
:3 Owo don't be a meanie haha ;3. rawr.
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Yay 15 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
:D <3
Yay 15 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Aye, especially with a side of missing classified emails + sex scandals!
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Yay 15 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
I ate a basket of deplorables instead.
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Be a man, do the right thing 6 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
@dancadamorte Marry me?
Maybe she confused "Poor" with "Great" 9 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
'Martin R. R. George'? Are you fucking kidding me?
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Facts that sound like bullshit 21 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
I hate #9. Here's why: It's true, but it could be SO much cooler! Not only is Finland separated from North Korea by only one country, but so is Norway! (For a refresher, Norway is farther west of Finland, with Sweden in between). However, Norway 'reaches around' Finland and also has a border with Russia, meaning it's also one country away from North Korea...
Forest filled with ghosts 7 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
nty
Shifty eyed canine 1 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
>_>
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Dihydrogen monoxide 23 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
It's fun scrolling through the comments laughing at the idiots who don't get it. :P
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Religion has nothing to do with character 43 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
HITLER. IS. NOT. A. FUCKING. CHRISTIAN.
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People these days 11 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
The acoustics would drive me crazy xD.
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Such a nice drive 8 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
'You might also like: 17 Unbelievable facts About Bridges!'
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Now he's going to hell for being a f** 6 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Using the term 'church' loosely, of course, since WBC isn't a REAL church. :P
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Such a nice drive 8 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Why is this here, exactly?
A sad meal with a side of cries 3 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Dude! I can hold conversations in my sleep, too. It freaks my mum out :/
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Couldn't agree more 16 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
#PardonEdwardSnowden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Panoramic horse 6 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
Ostrichorse.
What being an adult is really like 1 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
'Schrödinger's Netflix conjecture', his lesser-known yet most important theory.
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Any black belters in sarcasm? 17 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
No, really!
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Time zones are a mess 14 comments
dave99 · 8 years ago
If I was born on January 2nd after spending 9 months in the womb, and a premature baby was born on January 1st after spending 7 months in the womb, I would be younger despite having existed for a longer period of time.
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