Why, you ask?
Because it's awesome.

Theiyr're.
Take that, Grammar Police.

DOROTHY NO!

My fist takes up the entire gif.
Damn.

I've been looking for almost five minutes, and I'm still sure this is a dinosaur.

I'd straight up block them.
I don't need that negativity.

IF YA SMEEEEEEEELL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN'.

She's 6'2" and a size 12.
By definition, she's plus-sized.

Technically, they're behind two giant tortoises having sex.

Oh my...this is...wow.

My microwave is 900 watts.
This is something I put to memory.

I think something is VERY right.

Man's best friend for a reason.

That dude is freaking gliding.

What's a "Spiderman"?

"Ha! What are you, straight?! What a hetero!"

Looks like this lucky kid gets his PSP in class.
What a cool mom.

Well thanks, Satan!

Well, I'm sold.
I'm a sucker for catchy slogans.

Even animals can't resist the call of the booty.

NO WAY
NO WAY
I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

It's worth way more money.

Trends freak me out more often than not.

Of course!
This makes everything so much easier!