That's a DAMN good circle though.

I almost ducked.

That's a question we all ask ourselves.

I sure hope he doesn't kermit suicide while he's in prison.

"I will lead my people to safety!"

Blind to the haters, yo.

The perfect example.

"I came here for help, doc, not your sass."

many years
much resolutions

If you plan on stealing, at least try to stay in character.

Now the tools are telling me to kill.
Uh-oh.

100% real.
They can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true.

That's flawless.
Give him a medal.

A man dedicated to proving science, even if it kills him.

There are literal tears coming from my eyes, dear god.

That was a pretty believable story though.

As long as you've accepted your fate.

The most valuable advice I could think of.

That is one dedicated boyfriend.

You got me.
That was good.

That's the same thing for me.

The scariest things to hear.

This makes it sound like caterpillars are constantly high.
But I suppose the one in Alice in Wonderland was, so it wouldn't surprise me.