That's a multi-tiered joke.
I love it.

This breaks my heart every time I see it.

I'm not sure if "Willy Wonka" qualifies as candy.
But hey, I'm an open-minded individual.

This is one of those reasons why I wish I had more money.
So I could do things like this.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood.

Well, they tried.
It's farther than most people get.

Good for them, I hope they're happy together.

"Take THAT, feline!
I am Man!"

You know....I believe him.

Hang on a minute, duck.
I see what you're trying to do.

It's super effective!

*swoon*
Take me now.

I'm more than a little uncomfortable.

Did Mufasa say this?

Oh, now I see!
It's so simple!
How could I not have understood all these years?!

Grab the aloe vera, I'm sensing someone got burned.

Cat puns always whisker me off my feet.

The Afterlife: Eternal Internet with no responsibilities.

I'd rather be single than subject myself to poor grammar.

The power of Christ compels your presents.

Oh look, it's me doing math.

Would I have sex with someone for a double cheeseburger?
....probably.

"WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!"
Forty bucks a gram, I got real good prices kids. Don't tell your parents.