The ultimate punishment:
You get the chance to use the condom, and puncture it when you break the glass.

A new take on "a wolf in sheep's clothing".

Now that I know this works, it's time to go be a miracle worker.

"I'm not racist, but...."

...it begins.
There will be no stopping it.
Today, humanity received a grim reminder.

You've defiled the King of the Sea!

"Buy now."
First time I've seen that, but boy....am I tempted.

Darn, I was saving that deep V-cut for the red carpet...

dat ass

Don't stop.

Personally, I think they're super rad.

...I was in 8th grade in 2004.

It wouldn't load as a gif the first few times I scrolled past it.
It's way funnier when it moves.

Further proof that cats are liquids.

Someone is not a fan of Evans High School.
They seemed so nice.

It's a good thing I read this before this weekend.

FINALLY!

If only this weren't true.

That is a stone-cold killer.

It's pretty punk to pick "c".

I just gotta say, as a guy who went to medical school, stuff like this amazes me.

It's all about those "bear necessities".

That's how America controls her people.
With the evil of denim.

Guess who just got followed on Twitter?
That's right, a clock.