lolsotrue

You keep trying.
I believe in you.

I'm very envious of people who can do this. It's really cool.

Well, he is only ten (permanently).
He's probably kinda messed up after spending so long as a child.

You can pretend all you want, but deep inside....you know things can never go back to the way they were.

Santa, you BASTARD!!!

How astonishingly accurate.

Oh lord, literal humor.
I love it so much.

For those that love mystery and don't care where life takes them!

"Rev up those dicks!"

I need to move.
I need a better address, and I would like Tittybong.

Aww, I want one...

Congratulations!

This is part of the reason I want to be a teacher.
Smarmy kids.

My life did exactly this.
I'm okay with it though, I'd have died as a gladiator. Probably pretty horribly.

Brontosaurus plays soccer.
Brotoscorus.

....good lord.
I am incredibly uncomfortable.

Oh.
Well, now I know. Y'know, just in case.

Someone photoshop Mr. T's head onto these.
Mr. T T-cups.

I'm totally up for that. Especially since it's winter.

Come on and slam!

"Aye girl, what size bra do you wear?"
"T-cup."
"....what?"