DarbyAttacks

darbyattacks


I have a crippling addiction to puns.

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Having people visit 2 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
"A wild Guest appeared!
Guest used "Uninvited Conversation!"
It was not very effective..."
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It's Free, Please Take It 2 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Aww, but they look so happy.
Keep the stool.
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I'm just trying to fit in 7 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I love everything about this post.
Send it to the top.
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It's Good To Hear He Is A Nice Guy 15 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
As a medical professional, a lot of areas won't let you donate blood if you've gotten a tattoo in the last year due to risk of HIV (and other diseases due to an unclean tattooing environment).
It's just a safety precaution.
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Tony hawk on his career 1 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Clickhole is the best website on the Internet.
Okay, second best. Funsubstance exists.
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Thank 6 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
It's not just done, it's VERY done.
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Google translate >.> 17 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
"You have to build a snowman."
Well, that's Communist translations.
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Flatworms are merciless 6 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Just like people!
...right?
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The transparent Diphylleia Grayi 4 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I need a whole bunch of these around my house, like now.
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A matryoshka doll pregnancy 2 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
This is one of the most clever things I've seen in a long time, and I am enjoying it.
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This man is turning 38 today but the 3 is silent 18 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I wonder if they have any of these with designs on them. I want one with a chinchilla design.
A Chinchillow.
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Being shy is not the same as being an introvert 25 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Man, this title makes me happy.
There's a big difference between being shy and being introverted.
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Kanye getting the job done 23 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
He wasn't forced to do this.
He might not have been happy about it. Maybe he wanted a meal in peace.
He let people do what they wanted instead.
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Aunts 5 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Adrenaline is a scary thing.
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Interesting shit 6 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
In 2015, Ben and Jerry are going to rename "Hubby Hubby", formerly "Chubby Hubby" to a new flavor, "Hubby Chubby".
Celebrating gay sex.
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Wow. 6 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Yiff yiff.
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Polar bears aren't always cute and cuddly 10 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
What are you talking about?
They have a problem putting lipstick on, that's adorable!
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Humans and their money 8 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
However, most of us don't get our heads bitten off after intercourse, so...that's a plus.
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Bae 4 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall so I can tear up dat ass."
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Perfect grades in America 4 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I can regurgitate information perfectly, every time.
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Son, we don't play those games 11 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
"Son, don't antagonize those humans. They're caged for a reason, don't rile them up."
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My sister posts some weird stuff 9 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Deep down, we are all made of Snoop Dogg.
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First place problems 9 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
ANOTHER BANANA?!
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Lol bronies 14 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
During my Army training, we had a couple guys with Pokemon and Digimon sheets.
We're the best fighting force on the planet.
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Powerful indeed 12 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
The Chosen One is now Lord of the Dogs.
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