*whispers* ...it was ninety nine cents.

Remember: Gender equality means genders are equal, not that women or men are better than the other.

This story continually gets better.

We need more of these.
Mostly for exploring and adventures. Partly because we breathe oxygen.

He's savage.

I assume his pockets are filled with cement, like they should be.

Global heating and global cooling go hand in hand.

You underestimate my power.
Of crossing at the last second.

Pizzagami.

This is one of the primary reasons to cry though.

OOOOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIIIIIIGHT.

Oh no.
They're multiplying.
The world cannot handle this.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was late to class.
Thank you folks, that's all the time I have.

So suck it.
Literally.

I live in a big city, crowded and busy.
Honestly, I'd love to live in a place like this instead.

Is this the new Godzilla movie?

Steve Buscemi is definitely one of the most attractive people in the world, I could never argue that.

It's only topped by the Lightning Bomb.
It's when you start cursing someone out and lightning strikes the person you're swearing at.
It's so powerful it may cause death.

This isn't even an exaggeration.

My suggestion is spend the rest of your money on condoms.

"The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers."

She said, "Of course not! There's no gravity up there, so my blood will be floating all over space, I'll need MANY more tampons to make sure I can absorb it all!"

This place gives you a complimentary kid!
What a deal!

I've never seen Satan so pleased with shenanigans.