DarbyAttacks

darbyattacks


I have a crippling addiction to puns.

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When a gif is taking forever to load and finally moves 10 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I was a hundred percent sure there was no end to this one.
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Huge joint 8 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Waiter, I'll have what he's having.
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Boobs 4 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Boobs will cause world peace one day.
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Fashion? This isn't Fashion! This is madness! 24 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Madness?
THIS!
IS!
SPARTA!
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Rowing bike 12 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
This actually looks like fun, and might be a great way to work out.
You also look ridiculous, which we all know is a bonus.
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My body is ready! 19 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Get Shrek'd.
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I wonder 14 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I'm betting something like, "Woof".
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The world would probably become a better place 28 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I'm twenty-two, I'm not even in this category.
Stop oppressing my not-teenage self.
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He ate everything he could reach 25 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
This is a pretty depressing picture, honestly.
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How to get some chicks 6 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I need a Grand Theft Auto "Wasted" somewhere in here.
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DUCKS!!!!! 16 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
That's why we feed it to them.
It keeps them weak.
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DUCKS!!!!! 16 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Bread is incredibly bad for ducks.
This thought came to me when I was lying on my bed 26 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
It's true, I can't deny it.
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I thought of our group here when I read this 9 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Only eight hours a day?
Step up your game.
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I laughed more than I should have 8 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
He NOSE how to melt her heart.
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i never realised either 26 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
She never said this.
It's not even the same species of snake.
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This joke is on track 7 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
I bet they had to train their wit well to think of that pun.
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I often wonder 8 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
Soon it will be a glorious dildofly.
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... And I'm afraid of John McCain. 5 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
This picture implies that he is not Voldemort.
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This is what those dating apps are like for girls 4 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
"There. I have collected all of the hog dogs. However, my soul still feels empty."
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Help me! I've looked at this for an hour, and I still have no idea of what this is! 41 comments
darbyattacks · 9 years ago
The answer is two.
You count the number of holes in the sequence. Like the number 8 has two holes in it, but 2, 5, and 1 have zero.
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How to Answer the Phone in 10 Languages 28 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
Why does that Indonesian baby have a phone?
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Untouchable 4 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
"The Krabby Patty is made out of a frozen hamburger with fresh lettuce, crisp onions and tomatoes with undersea cheese, pickles, mustard, ketchup, and with a special secret formula (a pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder)."
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92 year old Christopher Lee filming his last scene as Saruman in London 12 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
Honestly, I'm just glad he lived through them all.
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When I forget to check the seat on a public toilet and sit in something wet 4 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
There are not many things that compare to how disgusted that makes me.
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