DarbyAttacks

darbyattacks


I have a crippling addiction to puns.

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"Do what you want. I had what I came for." 9 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
"You can kill me, but I will die complete."
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McDonalds 6 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
I can't imagine everyone was upset by that accident.
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Sounds like internet people 8 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
He's got his priorities in order.
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She told me her secret 4 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
Victor's Secret.
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A very strange request 7 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
And that was the end of the show.
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Get it right 2 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
Duh.
Why else would his name be S-"ant"-a.
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Why we check our shoes in America 6 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
As an American, I can confirm this is true.
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Clever wedding guestbook 11 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
My wife and I did this exact thing at our wedding.
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Now you know 2 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
It's like the worst magic trick in the world.
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You ruined my pickup line 6 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
That's why you should always carry simple pick-up lines.
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Pegman 5 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
This is an episode I really want to see.
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So true 3 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
The studded collar is a nice touch.
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Googled "hamster in a sweater".was no t dissapointed 12 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
Looking hard for the "Buy" button.
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Chairs of the Future 4 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
If it isn't broken, don't fix it.
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911 what's your emergency? 3 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
It's like watching a future America where guns are outlawed.
Also the entire population is penguins.
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Never admitting to failure 2 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
The things we do in the name of art.
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Milk is not natural 22 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
Milk is actually a government conspiracy.
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American Sign Language for "B*tch please" 15 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
I learned something incredibly useful just now.
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Who doesn't do that? 9 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
I wonder what cereal it is.
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Haha 11 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
He's quite spry for a seventy year old crab.
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Dogs be cray 4 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
"I don't know what's going on over there, but I bet it's a real mess.
I mean...woof."
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Diabetes cake 24 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
I like that "butt sex" step.
Not sure what ingredients I need for it though.
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Nothing 19 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
I know exactly what that feels like. After I got the book done, I realized how much it meant, and now I'm working on a music album.
Gotta grab your dreams before they slip away. I believe in you and your book.
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Nothing 19 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
Well, it's digital, so you can read it on your phone, tablet or computer. Since I recently put it on sale, it's now only five dollars.
http://www.amazon.com/Horror-Hub-Collective-Darby-Shelton-ebook/dp/B00L0OQO8C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418580355&sr=8-1&keywords=the+horror+hub
Shameless self-promotion.
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Nothing 19 comments
darbyattacks · 10 years ago
It's a collection of short horror stories. Kind of like that old book, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, but for adults.
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