"Do what you want. I had what I came for." 9 comments
darbyattacks
· 10 years ago
"You can kill me, but I will die complete."
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McDonalds 6 comments
Sounds like internet people 8 comments
Why we check our shoes in America 6 comments
Clever wedding guestbook 11 comments
You ruined my pickup line 6 comments
911 what's your emergency? 3 comments
darbyattacks
· 10 years ago
It's like watching a future America where guns are outlawed.
Also the entire population is penguins.
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Also the entire population is penguins.
Never admitting to failure 2 comments
Milk is not natural 22 comments
American Sign Language for "B*tch please" 15 comments
Dogs be cray 4 comments
darbyattacks
· 10 years ago
"I don't know what's going on over there, but I bet it's a real mess.
I mean...woof."
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I mean...woof."
Diabetes cake 24 comments
darbyattacks
· 10 years ago
I like that "butt sex" step.
Not sure what ingredients I need for it though.
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Not sure what ingredients I need for it though.
Nothing 19 comments
darbyattacks
· 10 years ago
I know exactly what that feels like. After I got the book done, I realized how much it meant, and now I'm working on a music album.
Gotta grab your dreams before they slip away. I believe in you and your book.
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Gotta grab your dreams before they slip away. I believe in you and your book.
Nothing 19 comments
darbyattacks
· 10 years ago
Well, it's digital, so you can read it on your phone, tablet or computer. Since I recently put it on sale, it's now only five dollars.
http://www.amazon.com/Horror-Hub-Collective-Darby-Shelton-ebook/dp/B00L0OQO8C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418580355&sr=8-1&keywords=the+horror+hub
Shameless self-promotion.
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Edited 10 years ago
http://www.amazon.com/Horror-Hub-Collective-Darby-Shelton-ebook/dp/B00L0OQO8C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418580355&sr=8-1&keywords=the+horror+hub
Shameless self-promotion.
Nothing 19 comments
darbyattacks
· 10 years ago
It's a collection of short horror stories. Kind of like that old book, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, but for adults.
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