No, but it's the one I'm more interested in now.

DAMN IT ALL, LOAD!

He's just mad he isn't getting laid that much.

Oh dear.

What a fun night that must have been.

Honestly, we need more of these.
I love how convenient they are.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!"
- Mermaid Man

My daughter has eight teeth, and I can't imagine letting her anywhere near anyone's nipples.

Hang on, I'm creating a remote that is powered solely by slapping it around.

Now if only I didn't have the artistic ability of a guppy.

Your dad is definitely onto something.
I'm not sure what it is, but it's something.

This is how a porno starts.

This is the most convincing camouflage I think I've ever seen.

This is why I need way more money.

As a white person, I would like to say this is a very small percentage of white people, and we don't like them either.

There's no winning with the extreme ones (which honestly, is a very small percent).
I tend to stay out of it altogether.

I love when little things like this happen during the news, because it reminds me that these people are just doing a job, and even if all the stories they report aren't things I agree with, they're still trying to have fun with it.

It's worth a shot.

That's the point when you realize you may have too much make-up on.

He'll hump your leg so hard you won't know which way is up.

Aww, how could anyone make that kitten sadder?

And she drove off without a ticket.
Always be prepared.