"Can you back up a little?"
"Neigh."

Whoo, that post is a mess.

Why not both?

That title left me in suspense.

Who doesn't love Tinder profiles?

I need this.

Somebody's gonna have a holly jolly Christmas.

You otter get to this aquarium as quick as you can.

Well, he's not wrong.

It shields him from harm.
He is the majestic Manatee Knight.

This is the best idea ever.

I'll take it.

America's plan to cut drugs addiction:
1. Throw everyone in jail.
2. Make rehab insanely expensive.

His hair is going to come off of his head if he keeps that up.

I'm looking for the "Buy" button.

What would you even do after you learned this?
Knock on the closet the next morning and go, "Hello, can you please move out or start paying rent?"

I wonder if they had a team of researchers work on this, or if the government was just like, "DO IT!", without really asking anyone.

Sir Ian McKellen is indeed one of the classiest of all time.

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam.

You go, Mom.

"C'mon boy, go get it! Aww, you're so close!"

Aww, they're kissing.

"Somehow, he still walks away with the bronze medal."