Easily one of the best television depictions of the grim reaper.

It's my favorite holiday, no doubt.

You spin my head right round.

The moment you know you made a mistake.

That boot would make Hulk Hogan proud.

Just accept the bromance.

"Male tears."
Like I would stop loving a superhero movie because of the hero's gender.

*slam dunks*

I have a lot of free selfies to take.

I thought it was a noodle.
Ravioli.

Well, it's solid logic.

"You know, Spider-Man...you could just use a razor."
"Nah, this is much better, trust me."

"Art."

AAH! Reverse vampires!
They're invisible, but have reflections!

This is the most inspirational picture I've seen all month.

Ah, Florida.
The butthole of America.

I love how FunSubstance censors things with no regard to context.
P*ssy cat. I simply love it.

Before anyone gets angry and starts shouting about how terrible Kanye is, this is a satirical site.
This game never actually happened, Kanye never did this.

I visited almost every single one of these sites just now, and I had so much fun.

Put her in a horror movie.

If dad says no, say mom said yes.

Ah, physics.

I just wonder what sort of evolutionary benefit this provides.

Hire me, FunSubstance.

"Some of these cookies smell awful."