Me! All day everyday. But I never learn

When you're going on a date and you subtly wanna let her know that you're saving yourself for marriage

"Big story"... 8News is disconnected from reality.

GOALS!

How has this become a thing? Zimbabwe doesn't even have a Domino's pizza place.

The problem with this is that you don't know what warrants "offensive" to different people (could be based on real, traumatic, heart breaking experiences​). One rape survivor could lean in to rape or sexual insults where as another could not. There's no way of knowing if someone will take it as a joke. I think we should just be KIND and HUMAN to everyone. Kindness can only be taken for what it is- it isn't subjective.

THIS IS ART!!!

Ooouuu!!!

The legs on the guy with the denim skirt. YES!!

"I'm basically Web certified" haha!! Code for "I Googled articles that are bias and support my point of view"

Someone in line was making small talk with another customer (we'll call him Eric) and started asking questions about the Pythagoras therom but because Eric hadn't used it ANYWHERE in real life, he'd forgotten it and couldn't answer the question. He then went into a panic attack, fainted and caused a huge scene at this shop. The shop owners aren't having it again.

She keeps it there just in case she starts catching feelings.

Wow. I haven't seen finding Dory yet... THIS will be the reason I finally do haha!

Fat, lonely and wandering aimlessly. Yep. Pretty accurate.

There's a feeling of euphoria until about 3 days before results come out.

Lol

Absolutely love her work! And that of Warsan Shire <3

Tina is me

Saw this on the #bowwowchallenge Haha!

Wait. Why does Angelina Johnson "now" look so much like Meagan Good??

I HATE frogs but I must admit, this is pretty cute ^^,

GROUND BREAKING