I used to keep a messy desk. Papers and stuff. But I had a coworker who liked to hide half-eaten candy in her files for later. The day a waterbug came from her little space and ran into the paperwork all over my desk was the day I developed instantaneous organization skills.

Here is the problem: there are douchenuggets on both sides. Both groups protect their douchenuggets while demanding the other group denounce theirs. That being said, US District Attorneys and lawmakers are often the biggest culprits, looking to make examples of as many people as possible so they can look "tough on crime" and keep being reelected. They tend to weaponize police by pushing for more convictions and harsher categories for offences, leaving the cops stuck enforcing sometimes stupid laws. Then the cops are the ones who feel the push back from the same citizenry who elected the lawmakers, so yeah, they're eventually going to get pissy about it. Yeah, they're going to get tired of getting death threats for telling you to stop loitering there. Yeah, some are going to start pushing back on the community. So yes, be polite to police officers. But also speak up against lawmakers and get changes made.

Yes, I can see how an audience of 50+-somethings would see that geriatric group pic on snapchat and think "now there's a lady with sass."

Grade 3th. Did anybody else read that as a really screwed up "3rd" with a lisp?

Their faces are priceless.

If I don't let you over it's because you're doing something douchey like not using a blinker or trying to go more than half a car length past the end of a merge to get a few cars ahead. Go ahead and look at me when you're next to me, I will stare you down.

God bless America--and to a lesser extent Australia--on both counts.

That's not really true. Humans haven't stopped evolving, for one. Evolution is a change or adaption in a group over time, this is continuing. What usually happens is that a change in the environment quickly kills off all but a certain adaption, leading to dead ends. But, with medicine and technology keeping so many more adaptations alive, we may eventually branch out into multiple surviving lines/multiple species (millions of years from now).

If they didn't have a bonfire where the best man could hold a slice and announce "I'd like to make a toast" then they still wasted everyone's time.

Did this say evidence was hidden? That bullshit comes out way too often in appeals, the penalty for hiding evidence should be be the stocks.

No. These people have seen sunlight and are tan. Also, I see no Uggs or Starbucks.

Yup. Because Pinterest is a hobby. Hobbies need materials and materials are expensive.

Yeah, this here's an argument for forcing people to tale their meds.

And a long sleeved hoodie. I'll catch fire otherwise.

As long as you don't ask questions about my googled questions screenshots, sure, go ahead and look at my phone.