One day I was just coming home from shopping and busy unloading the groceries, My cat went inside the car without anyone knowing. no one use the car for the next 3 days. We've been looking for her everywhere but then on the 3rd day, i was going to go somewhere, opened the car door and voila she's there. Jumped out and begged for food.
We're so worried, like, is she dehydrated or hungry and all but she's like super fine. Only super hungry.. And the next day, i was about to take the car for cleaning, she jumped inside the car again, I was like, "catto, you've been locked for three days without food and why aren't you got traumatised or smtg.. " smh she's so chill. I think she's a bit of a dummy.
So from then on we have to check every corner of the car before locking the car.

I got sick after just 1. University is hell

Poor spidey T_T

Durians

Congrats on y"our baby"

"where are you?" to the things I forgot where to put. (mostly keys and glasses)

Uh.. What if a person has it in between her thighs, on one of the inner thigh very up2 almost to the panty line, just asking for a friend O:)

I'd bitch more coz I'll have two dirty glasses to wash after instead of one.

Aww adorable ~~ why is she/he so concerned tho?

She'll whoop yo ass if you keep this up

Wont the woman get choked tho everytime they french kissed.. Her mouth would be so full....

Idk why batman is one word and iron man is put into two but I know that man fear spider so much they need the (-) to put some distance between them.

Why is the skin not smooth

I spent like a minute figuring from which angle of the car looks like lamb, only to realise after you mean lambo the car not lamb the goat friend.

The gun only shoot white loads paint

I hate it when they ask what is that and proceed to ask about the entirety of the vid instead of watch it themselves.