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kek 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 5 days ago
Hint: genital mutilation.
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In response to the recently posted MUAHAHA plate 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 5 days ago
Could also be a fan of the Vampire rpg.
Mongo puffball in the yard. Leg for scale (size women’s 8) 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Size 8 but which measuring system for shoe sizes? UK, US, continental Europe? To avoid questions like this, you should use the BFS international web standard like rest of the civilised world: banana for scale.
From a hotel in Hangzhou, China - More or less accurate, I guess 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
The longer you look, the weirder it gets.
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A Google ad from 1999 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
Aged like milk.
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When my wife catches me using the "wrong" scissors again 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 weeks ago
Only someone who has never tried to cut cloth or hair with scissors ruined by some moron who thought all scissors are the same would say that.
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A normal day in Israel 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 weeks ago
Sadly, this is normal. They are off duty soldiers. Given the circumstances have to be combat ready at a moment's notice.
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Boorish Kouprey 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 weeks ago
Not just America and I don't blame teachers. I'm just saying you'd be right in an ideal world. But that's not how homework is used in the real world and dismissing this joke as brain dead is just as simplistic. At least where I live, homework is used to cover everything that has to be taught according to the curriculum but couldn't be taught due to staff shortages and an ever growing curriculum.
Boorish Kouprey 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 weeks ago
I beg to differ. While there certainly are skills that can be honed by training, homework beyond elementary school in general is useless. Either you understood the subject or you didn't. If you understood, repetition will make you what? Understand it again? And if you didn't understand the subject at school with an "expert" at hand, chances are high, you will not understand it at home on your own.
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Huh 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 5 weeks ago
Since it's Guinness the taste should be the same.
Now you know 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 7 weeks ago
The main flaw is the sample size of all intelligent species known to us: one. It's based on the assumption that every alien species will behave towards a lesser developed one like we did throughout history to ourselves.
Wohmen baaad, kmeeee 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 7 weeks ago
Nope, I still hate shitty writing. The prequels are also three steaming piles of shit. They just look better in comparison to the lake of diarrhoea that came after them.
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Umbrella or hungfella? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 7 weeks ago
Gigantic common stinkhorn.
Tell me you see it too..A border collie. 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 7 weeks ago
You should get your eyesight tested, that's definitely a child in pyjamas.
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sin 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 7 weeks ago
Now teach them them cos and tan.
TIL that the LAPD has 2 M60 belt fed machines guns in its inventory 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
Two or three pixels more and might actually be readable. Seriously, this might as well be a shopping list.
Spookposting '24 #37 - Checkmate, Atheists 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
So you're saying it's just a ghost story?
Well-off onerous perky 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
Fair question, since there are three movies. I'd go with episode V.
Spookposting '24 #37 - Checkmate, Atheists 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
What's atheism got to do with this? Or do you think ghost are gods?
germ 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
It took me a while to realize that the text was in German.
Wake up 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
That's a lie, there's no rule or law keeping you from staring at that open fusion reactor. Go ahead and try it in front of a police station. You can do it for as long as you like. Nobody is going to stop you. You'll see until you don't.
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I don’t understand how people are forgetting so many basic things from elementary 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
I always thought "language evolves" is polite for "dyslexic and uneducated people gave their worst for so long that normal folks ultimately gave up".
Story time 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
Lucid dreaming is a really nice skill to have. But wasn't it a black hole that read "exit"?
I pulled this little guy out of a coworker’s car engine today 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 9 weeks ago
Great, now the engine isn't purring anymore. Put it back.
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