Claus Christensen

cskoett


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What has happened to our youth? 19 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
What, is OP saying there were no brats in the 90s?
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Dream lawn 4 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Placed in the magical land where wind doesn't exist and it never rains.
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Every single time 35 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
You talk like there's only one per show.
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Underneath an Iceberg 2 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Nature's ballsack.
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Shower thoughts 6 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
'S probably what a whole lot of people through until the Panama Papers thing...
He invented the look though 33 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
You got it backwards man. Emo teens, to this day, still dress like him.
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100% true 8 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Maybe there's something wrong with me.
*goes to WebMD*
So I'm scitzophrenic.
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You can't cut a tree or forge or hunt with a sword 24 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
I think I remember reading that the sword evolved from the long knives used for harvesting crops. It started out as a machete/sickle type of deal.
Using symbol keys to create art 3 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Ah, artists. If they're gonna make art, they're gonna make art, no matter how much the universe is trying to tell them no :D
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Disney Hero/Villain Faceswap 20 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Pocahontas looks like Danny Trejo.
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Disney Hero/Villain Faceswap 20 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Does Dr. Facilier look like Prince to anyone else?
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2017 is coming for ya Johnny 27 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Yes, you brain cramp, I'm aware. I was being facetious because it looks stupid.
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Seems legit 9 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
This week on I Didn't Know I Was A Satanist
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2017 is coming for ya Johnny 27 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Why are his eyes black/white while the rest of him is in full color?
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The type of relationship I want with my future spawns 6 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
"So d'you wanna become the Adams family?"
"Fuck it, why not"
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Standards amiright 2 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Which comic is this?
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Medal Of Honor recipient Kyle Carpenter before and after facial reconstruction surgery 11 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Does he have a camera in in that eye?
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Oh my God 18 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Sometimes I forget how british Rowling is...
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I can't wait to read this to my children 3 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
As narrated by Mr. T
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yup 157 comments
cskoett · 8 years ago
Christ, why does it bother you guys so much if people want to make it more complicated than that? It'll only ever be your business if they obnoxiously spout an opinion on Facebook, in which case I'm sure they can get in line with the vegans and the crossfitters. Beyond that, the only time you'll be made to care is if you take one of them to bed or you are kindly asked not to call them monsters. Is that such a motherfucking colossal sacrifice, you dickweasel?
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A whale fossil in Antarctica 8 comments
cskoett · 9 years ago
... there's grass in Antarctica?
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My kind of game 59 comments
cskoett · 9 years ago
Spec ops: the line does something like this.
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You may be offended 274 comments
cskoett · 9 years ago
I don't suppose it's occurred to you that it might be the other way around? That gender and sexuality's a bit more complicated than that, but we need so slap it into some boxes for people to feel good about themselves?
Good guy leif ericsson 9 comments
cskoett · 9 years ago
Actually, as I remember the story, he got his butt handed to him by the Mikmaqs. This was before the giant plague that killed 90% of the people in North America, so they would have been really damn numerous in that era.
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That is one detailed tattoo 4 comments
cskoett · 9 years ago
That's cool, but as I understand it, tattoo details fade over time. That'll be a vaguely cancerou-looking blotch of colour in a skull shape in 10 years, won't it?
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