Shore you're gonna love yourself, what a beach.

Thank you for your contribution

I wouldn't mock the whole week, just Mondays

Love it

I use one password for EVERYTHING

BANKSY FO SHO

This must suck. Yeah, suck DICK OHHHHHHHH

I STILL USE BOSS

Challenge accepted

this made me smile like crazy

MOOOM funsubstance did it again

*mentally dating a guy with a number for a name
^ get that reference I will love you forever

I see what you did there. Or should I say, I see what you ONION there! I am great at puns. I'm really punny.

the last one is possible because heaps of people attempt suicide and fail so that's legit - and yes for that one person who's gonna ask, I am very fun at parties.

so majestic. very high. such jump. wow.

*barks internally*

whY did I immediately think dirty thoughts

I wanna go dislike it just to screw everyone up