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Cuddly future formulaic 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 10 hours ago
*ugly/insecure women hate pretty women
Jandalf 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 20 hours ago
Considering he contributed to the dictionary
It would be the best troll ever
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It's an offline event 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 20 hours ago
There used to be public dance houses
At the time, women couldn’t say no if a man asked them to dance
However, she could ignore him in the street afterwards. It was seen as rude to treat someone you only met in the dance house as a friend
You have entered the comedy zone 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 20 hours ago
It took me a little bit to remember what this is referring to
Don’t redeem the gift card I want u to send to me- uh I mean Amazon Customer Service
Saw this on my walk today, who at the DMV approved this? 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 20 hours ago
“See? It’s short for counsellor!”
“Mhm sure. Don’t change it.”
lips 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
I honestly thought it was a leech at first
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Get water pilled 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
I bet he knew
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He was just swatting a fly. 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Bro had his fingers together
He was not waving
Uncovering history 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
They redid the roof
And it’s a shame the stonework is gone
SortingCards 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
For anyone who can’t read posts for ants
You put the cards down on the table in the ascending order, and then pick them up after
The only Chad move here is showing everyone your damn cards
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The wreck of the Costa Concordia in 2012. 32 people died when the ship collided with a 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
Internet Historian’s video on it is great
Outgoing upstart vain 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 4 days ago
But is it really a bad diet? Don’t they get designated meals?
Also, you can out-exercise a diet, in one interpretation. Weight loss is energy in less than energy out.
But you can’t exercise your way into vitamins and minerals either.
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Those aren't their kids! 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 4 days ago
Adoption is still family smh
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Me and who? 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 4 days ago
Or mandarin
Now what 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
Trying to figure out how to sit in there, I bet
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Me and who? 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
That’s… that’s not an orange.
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Infamous discovered shoestring 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 days ago
Buying meme coin crypto
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Plastic pressurized idle 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Need to specify that they’re immortal snails too
First nice rosy 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Because it’s never really “free”
Just 5¢ and a dash of courage 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Charlie Brown on the road
The perfect job 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Aziraphale-ahh sign
Donald Trump is now selling $60 'God Bless the USA' Bibles ahead of Easter 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Smfh this is why people believe Jesus was born in the USA
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Fuming preserved speedy 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
On one hand
It’s ridiculous that these children can access guns in the first place
On the other hand… natural selection
There are ten Canadians in the room. It's been ten minutes since this situation 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Nah it goes
“Anyone else want this?”
“Go halves?”
And then you go halves with that person. That middle step is just unnecessary
For sizzle 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Death sentence