It’s instinct
If you saw a rock in your path you’d kick it

Yeah if you have basically an internal furnace, I’m sure being in the cold is gonna matter

Now you gotta dry them, sort them, fold them/hang them up

According to my friend studying palaeontology
The categorisation of animals is extremely loose

Oh. I mean, I guess it’s funny

It took me way too long to realise that’s the toilet paper in front of the receipt

Wow it’s almost like genetics play a part and there’s literally a thing called “male pattern baldness”

No they just let their guard down

Osiris is behind the camera

Essentially:
“The court should pay us back for having to respond to this nonsense in the first place”

It’s because we have alternatives
It’s still a bit strange tho

It took me quite a while to realise she’s talking to me as a lover cheating on their partner while the husband is also cheating

Honestly I feel like somehow everyone is in the wrong here
Everyone’s a damn extremist these days and refuse to meet halfway

Why did they put a car in their mailbox?

I don’t think the cookie in milk compares tbh

For people unable to parse:
The test was actually about manipulating experiments to achieve a certain outcome, while obscuring the context (being here the fact they were a few feet off the ground)
Or alternatively that the context surrounding the experiment can make the conclusion useless
But AI doesn’t understand common sense.

Cheesemonger

Haha.
You should’ve put a bear instead. Maybe then the women will face forward

Shocker, your section of the pie chart is decreasing to make way for others
That’s just how it works

Why does he have the Wolverine cut

I can smell this image

For those who don’t get it: if the white horse moves up and to the right, it will be attacking the castle, the queen and the king.
Because the king is forced to move, the horse can take the queen

He’s called Tyler and wants to sell you vapes

I’m sure many have heard before but
It’s because the French King once had to pay for every letter
So the French filled the language with useless letters to make him pay more
But this is where it’s lesser known knowledge:
French used to be the main language, that’s why it’s called lingua franca. You weren’t considered literate if you couldn’t read/write French