Cheesemonger

Haha.
You should’ve put a bear instead. Maybe then the women will face forward

Shocker, your section of the pie chart is decreasing to make way for others
That’s just how it works

Why does he have the Wolverine cut

I can smell this image

For those who don’t get it: if the white horse moves up and to the right, it will be attacking the castle, the queen and the king.
Because the king is forced to move, the horse can take the queen

He’s called Tyler and wants to sell you vapes

I’m sure many have heard before but
It’s because the French King once had to pay for every letter
So the French filled the language with useless letters to make him pay more
But this is where it’s lesser known knowledge:
French used to be the main language, that’s why it’s called lingua franca. You weren’t considered literate if you couldn’t read/write French

It’s called selective breeding dumbass
The only gods here are us

Nah I don’t wanna go into the weird Disney creepypasta hellscape

45x4 is 180
So I’m assuming the bar is 45lbs?? Seems a bit much

I mean, a more accurate but less funny transliteration would be: “A huge overreaction”

It depends on how the option is worded

Damn, don’t post something so graphic
Have some respect for your daughter

more like soup is a magic substance that turns water into a meal that lasts several days

I know it’s probably real, but I’m gonna check the source anyway
Found the wiki: wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/Nuremberg_Laws
While I do think what Trump is doing is slightly different (that illegal immigrants don't count as citizens, but legal ones do) I can see how it can very quickly become similar to the Nazi laws. The Nazis put them in concentration camps before they deported them though

Probably correlation and not causation tbh

Being stressed isn’t normal
Having pain all the time isn’t normal
Just because it’s common doesn’t make it okay. Go to the damn doctor if you have consistent pain.

Hmm
How nice it is to live without nuance, and to cherry-pick quotes that perfectly fit your moral grandstanding.

I don’t know if they’re complaining about the number of players, or culture wars, or what

*ugly/insecure women hate pretty women

Considering he contributed to the dictionary
It would be the best troll ever