That’s because the campfire buddies talk shit about you and make you feel bad

So… you got recolonised? You’re excited about that?

If anyone wants to know, I unfortunately do

He was completely correct

This is a two-sided issue.
She probably sleeps with the type of men that won’t marry a woman anyway, even if it’s not her.

That’s why you count them smh

If your toenails are yellow, you might have an infection.

There’s a difference between acceptance and pride.
If not done carefully, pride can invalidate people struggling with the same issues. It gives off the impression that you’re having a great time with your illnesses, whereas others are suffering.

Welcome to not dying before 30
Farming
Recording information
Industrial revolution

Because she stared into the void of modern society and screamed “what the fuck”
The most relatable protagonist of this era

Keep microwaving it maybe it’ll speak

“Guns don’t kill people
The bullet does”

Smh
Children don’t like coffee makers

Given that Batman has at least two decades over his oldest Robin… hm

Too sciency
I will continue to believe the melting ice caps are cooling down the oceans like ice cubes in lukewarm water

For people who can’t read the red;
Google’s ai and now OpenAi use Google cloud as their preferred storage. So…

Says the one who didn’t use protection?

What is the point of this?

That’s *all* the Nutella? Seems like you didn’t have much left to begin with so why complain

Tbh that’s probably a high paying menial labour job such as sewage tank drainage or something

A cat with a soul patch, now I’ve seen it all