Jacaranda trees are pog

Is that supposed to be a pizza?
Christ, I thought everyone’s school lunches were mid but this is bad

Why does the shadow make him look like he got boobs again

And this is bad how?

Well, baby is on their third DUI so, no!

Why does that guy look like Klaus from Umbrella Academy

Because that’s totally how words, suffixes and conjugation works.

For those who don’t know, Muzak is elevator music

You are the backup my good sir. The emergency rations

If you’re able, get a rainwater tank.
No longer have to pay to get water for plants

Politics is not a sport nor a religion.
They are meant to serve the public

In utero injection?

Do they mean Austria?
Because I’m fine

Correct

You’re drooling too much
Suck up my drool

“Hold on, I need to spit”

Took me a second lol