Someone please explain

Well, there’s a TV show called 60 minutes

Like... a road cruiseliner?
Wait, is it an airport?

Holy shit, the ancient sundae spoon

Oh it says babies
But the B is cut off slightly.
Took me a second…

At third floor hit yourself, you will thank us three months from now
What? Even in order it doesn’t make sense

My achievement this year was that I am getting better at coping with my mental disabilities :)

There's still payphones in my city but they're free now

Wow I'm sorry that you only invest in games when you need to mash buttons to kill dozens of faceless enemies.
Even tho God of War has that too...

I think its because they're treating it like an equation to solve rather than an unhappy experience

From a different point of view:
isn't it fantastic that you can have the peak of your happiness every day, and that it's so accessible?

It took me a second to realise this was a stairwell

That’s because they have fucking Special Attack stats

Gyatzilla

For those wondering it says "exterminate"

AI generated nightmare

Yeah being insulted isn’t the correct response.
The correct response is “I’m cis, could you please respect my gender and sexuality?”
Therefore the other person can’t continue without looking rude

They must have a really fucking difficult time
Japan is made for tiny cars

Heating and quickly cooling pans is how they crack.

what the fuck is that image

If they had put the eyes on the sides of the head it would’ve been pretty close

It’s just got an itchy ankle

Yeah that’s the entire point of Moral Orel