No happy frog is just trying to sarcastically make fun of random people that come in to start shit/ward them off.
Because calling them out before they say anything is the best deterrent

I see. Thank you

The only way to get English teachers to read it is to make it long winded lmao

A car jack? that has rusted away at the base?

You made a TL:DR for people who have degrees
Please dumb it down a little for me ;-;

He's a guy who does podcasts on Spotify of all things and gets paid a lot of money for it

Whoever's downvoting: can you make a comment instead of just silently booing?

He gambled them away

All you gotta do is spread some rumours and you're good to go

Can someone please make a TL:DR

Nah dude you got them old man wrinkles. I ain't into that. Maybe someone else will take you up tho

Where did he get all the tiny ones

1000 years? Does that mean I should start calling you Bo now?

Yep. Currently watching Community and it feels like there’s nothing Abed can’t do, so seeing him struggle with clocks is surprising

Me and the boys at 3am spilling beans

Nah I have too much self confidence to be swayed by a comment on a meme page. You keep doing you ^-^