Honestly this makes a good premise for a horror monster.

This either says “Ori palace koko” or “ori baresu koko”

Wait why does the spare goat go 1937 km/h? Why not just use that one and get anywhere instantly?

*strokes the back of the hand*
just needs a lil love

It’s especially true for height. “He’s 1.74m tall” just sounds like a science notation

Y'know, they coulda put "494" instead of 6 and 500. Cos thats how roman numerals work
Or 54 and 499

I get that the joke is supposed to be it's called a booby but still

3rd dude has something weird goin on with his pants ngl

It’s worse that Ice King is Marcy’s adoptive father

Nah Americans pride reaches the point where they have to have some sort of involvement in literally all history since their colonisation so...

Or they're just stuck in an unhealthy relationship with you, because you haven't solved your issues.