The free market doesn’t mean that all stores should have equal customers
It means that customers can choose the best store and stick with it.

“Vegan”
Horses have been known to eat small birds, and bones
They need calcium too, and that ain’t gonna come from grass

Either they mean there’s a body or something underneath
Or their garden is gonna get overrun with mint

Jfc that would’ve hurt big time

Growing them in a shallow pot

Me when the author is not the marketing department

Why stop there? Put -100 and get the place yo pay you

Mind you that AI is about as intelligent as a parrot. It’s only putting together what it receives with only basic understanding of the meaning.

White mascara would’ve made it perfect

What you do is slowly move the conversation towards the exit

A human usually enters items into the system
Seems like this person couldn’t give a fuck about copying it from the box

The butt is at the base of the tail
Which means they’re actually going into the elephant’s balls

My dad didn’t have knee pads
Now his knees look like those pads (flat)

There was literally a short story about this
A utopia that would crumble if they stopped torturing this one particular child

His enemies probably branded him a con artist. And who knows? Maybe he was.

And this is why you ALWAYS ask for multiple photos

Ooh the rare 6 toed cat

Oh my god the Coneheads

Anton Ego isn’t bald tho

One of the things people often miss is that it takes energy to *maintain* muscle as well.
Also depends on your metabolism

“Odysseus is the model of the loyal husband” are you shitting me
Penelope was way more loyal.
She fended off dudes for YEARS

Yeah it’s all fun and games until several people are hospitalised because they have a fucking towel in their stomach

For those who wanna know more:
Geiko is an apprentice Geisha
Geiko can be photographed.
Geisha, as professional performers, are usually not.