True story: When I was in elementary school, the "cheese" that was served on the pizza in my school's cafeteria slightly glowed in the dark..

"I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS."
-Ricky Bobby

To: partyboob
"Not talking to your crush is NOT party."
-Andrew W.K.

Be a boss partyboob. Do it.

Talk to your crush partyboob. I believe in you.

But... What if they were there to pick up a to-go order? Or speak to the manager? O.O No need to be rude to the cute little hostess girl.

Yet, for some reason, they aren't as divinely delicious if you buy them for yourself with your own money

My favoriteeee

You smelly shit box, you!

Ocellated Turkey's are like rave turkeys.