Aphelion

corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

— Aphelion Report User
yup, it's perfect :3 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I like how they just rotated the mouth for the frowny face.
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Stacked Long Exposures of Earth taken from the ISS 2 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Looks like mouldy Jupiter.
Stereotypical pin-up poses 13 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
There was a thing like this with a lumberjack dude a while ago.
EDIT: Found it:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/26/this-sensual-dudeoir-photoshoot-will-speak-to-your-lumbersexual-side-5841373/
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I have to try this 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Have you ever heard the FOX SAD to the blue corn LUNA?
Or asked the HAPPY bob KITTY why he grins.
Can you sing with all the HORN HAPPY GRIN HAPPY GRIN HORN of the PICTURE PICTURE...
Can you PAINT PALLET PAINT PALLET with all the colors of the LEAF OTHER LEAF OTHER LEAF LEAF OTHER LEAF LEAF OTHER LEAF LEAF ANOTHER LEAF DAISY DAISY OTHER LEAF LEAF....
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Treadmilling at 25 mph 15 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Speed is key!
The 3 theories of time travel 13 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
If time travel were a thing, I'd say the Fixed Timeline would be the most likely.
What do other people think? Which do you prefer?
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This one Amazed me 9 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
This was on Reddit a while back, animated version:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6pzd9l/amazing_animation_of_the_moon/
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Kindergarten teacher had students trace their hands for the window 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I have an animated wallpaper that looks like that.
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Me too 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
For non reddit people, those little gold stars next to the names are only received when other people buy them for you if they like that particular comment/post. Real money. $4.
People spent $60 on that comment.
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How do you know you're really alive? 13 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Kinky.
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One way to make friends 5 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Book is "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" by Jonathan Safran Foer
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Baby hippopotamus are just like dogs 5 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
And that's the guy who made the Australian outback his bitch.
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When food is life 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
How many did you eat?
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First Responders for the First Responders 2 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
First Responder!
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I am the second one, stealthy, always! 10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Anyone else bothered that the nob turns but the hand doesn't move?
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Looks promising  10 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
So, they totally ploughed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxxfS4OREM0&ab_channel=chiwee

To the people saying it was rape, he was totally down for it. She actually asked and everything!
science 12 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Anyone else just waiting for @german_satan to come back with an essay long description of what really happens? We want a full prac report here buddy!
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Hakuna Matata 6 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
So you're not just a bastard, but a Royal bastard?
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How dare you 12 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
Go to your room.
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Haunting images from WWII 15 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
When people say they want a thigh gap...
Actual photo of me 2 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
"Actual photo of you"
Really? What happened?
With all the Deadpool posts, RIP 4 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
@lady_deadpool I'm sorry for you loss.
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He drove himself to the DC Universe 3 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
You may be super, but you're no hero.
You just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!
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Hahaha funny mEmE 18 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
I'm begging for help
Frasier deep burn 1 comments
corvoattano · 7 years ago
"A quantum super computer calculating for a THOUSAND years, could not even APPROACH the number of fucks I do not give."
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