Seen on a wood plank on a construction site 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 3 years ago
The old man that lived next door to my mom when she was young would say “a fart is just a turd honking for the right of way”
Do not question my state 27 comments
I've always butted heads, why stop now! 15 comments
The way this cat prepares for sleep 3 comments
Hello my name is Pee 11 comments
You know it's going to be a good school day seeing one of these in the front of the 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
Yeah we had that then would find out that it wasn’t for us and the class before us had watched a movie and left it out. The worst.
A real buddy 1 comments
Old country 3 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
Is this Lincoln Cathedral in the UK? Cause that is bringing back some great memories!
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Immortalised in silver for all of eternity! 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
A 9 year old I babysat once asked me if I have a “hairy front butt.” I was unprepared for that question so definitely come up with a funny answer (and share it pls)
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Chaos and Pandamonium 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
Why does it look like the panda in the second pic is holding a lighter?
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I’ve begun my journey to crazy cat lady. His name is Turnip. 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
Yeah some days he plays under my chair while I work and crawls in my lap and wants all the pets. Other days he’s like “you are not permitted to touch!” But I would easily die for him.
At least the brush is clean 5 comments
Coming to a town near me, please 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
These guys are in my town but I’m right outside their radius so they won’t deliver to me. So sad
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Hmm...I mean, I'd buy it 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
There’s also the tea steeper and the strainer ladle(? I don’t know what it’s called) and I have all 3 and I love them. They’re family
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Weekend is coming 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
And then question why I always get headaches and have to take ibuprofen. The never ending cycle
These are my kittens, Oreo and Crumbs! 7 comments
Screenshots are not memes 4 comments
My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 4 years ago
I’m guessing it’s just not a “cute” backstory or something along those lines
