You win. Can't top that. If someone can I know now NOT to read it.

Messquick

I had a cat years ago that when he saw a cat outside the window on one side of the house, would go to the very other end of the house to get a better look. Did this all the time.

Darth Nil does not work very well either.

Out through the sunroof? I am too big for that.

I still would like to know how he gets his shirt on.

Nutrition?

The fire part is fake. The tire part is real.

I am sorry, but what is this "newspapers" you speak of?

They had us there in the first half....

Never skip "Right Side Body" day.

Back up to a gas pump. What could go wrong?

TMI

The only one I understand is Furlongs per Fortnight.

Is that four balls?

Why did we not use Nerf balls for dodge ball? You get hit you're out. But not knocked out.

A man buys 85 kgs of bananas. He travels on a train at 37 furlongs per fortnight headed West. He has a BLT sandwich at 14:37 GMT. Calculate the weight of the sun. Show your work.

If I drink a glass of water after 6pm I can do that in one night. What is the big deal?

With eleven $100 bills I can buy a monitor stand for my Apple computer. Eleven since I have to pay sales tax.

I wish the plague to hit Congress. Quarantine them all for six years. Nothing personal.

SO you are OK wearing pink t-shirts?

Fake News.

Looks like the guy on the ground did not spill a drop of his beer. A Superhero for sure.