How long did you have to spend on the dibilitator after that meal???

I read elsewhere that he dieded. Can't be having clots in your lungs like that and call it normal.

Trump does NOT weigh 236. I'm a thinking 275 to 300. Seen him in those white tennis shorts?

How well would this work in my bedroom?

PET HIM!
Disclaimer: If it is safe to do so.

PLEASE tell me this is satire.

iccarus: Thanks for the link. I see why the community downvoted her. She must be fun at parties.

If that cannon would keep me from stubbing my little toe, I will take three pairs.

FOX News. Rooting out the important stories.

That is just a Monday for me.

That is the cat's owner trying to fat shame him. Won't work.

I need to give her some sauce.

Nice cover story but there is the proof she was cheating. Kidding of course. But awfully cute story. Now she looks happy.

His colour Sepia is sure intersting.

How could you tell these were photoshopped???

Eight year old with a combover. Foreshadowing?

I Just Got Married!

Mountain Dew Keeps You Wired! <---their new slogan

Try hanging that thing on the wall.

Even I look good after you have had seven shots.

I LOVE those Florda sunsets. SO romantic.