Stella!

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Good cross ventilation though.

The car on the left had the front end removed by the van being too close as it drove by. They did not have a "t-bone" type of accident. From what I can see.

Thank you. That is very uplifting.

1st picture. How big a flock do these people have to need three Border Collies?

It says "You think you can cover up your marijuana smell but your Mom knows".

The "Dad" jokes would never end. Each one trying to out "Dad" the others.

How about Dijonathon for a boy?

Makes me sick just seeing one of those again.

Never odd or even.
We panic in a pew.
Won’t lovers revolt now?
Don’t nod.
Sir, I demand, I am a maid named Iris.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

AND it fits in the overhead compartment!

Spousal Abuse Blue

Oblivious much? Geez. What did it hit on the other sidewalk that stopped it dead?

I question whether this was a good idea or not.

Pet Cemetery 2.

Why did it sink???

It was hinged in the middle. 100 feet long.

Saved himself 15 seconds and cost his boss $6000+ for a new engine. Hope he lost his job too.

I bet she never does that again.

Are you sure the one on the left is not a serial killer?

This cat must have just come back from the vet. He is still "under the influence" and should NOT be driving.

Human got bamboozled.