Rip off 6 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
BOSS is an expensive aftershave, this guy got a bootleg version called BOOS but didn’t realise because the sticker covered the second O
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Men wanted (South Pole expedition, 1907) 7 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore space, born just in time to explore dank memes
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Swindled so hard 12 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
i mean, the only reason its a country is because the British empire used it as a convicts colony for free labour. so i guess its technically Britain's fault, so sorry we created Australia i guess?
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Engagement ring phone case 10 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
because they want to record a happy moment you joyless fuck, get off your high horse
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A dark joke 8 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
The father kept the person telling the story locked in a cellar for their entire life
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A dark joke 8 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
Since its a long one im just gonna post the link to it. https://youtu.be/RM8EVIbNxk4
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Eloquence 4 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
Patton was a bonafide badass mother fucker. He was off his fucking rocker, but he was a badass
Good guy jim 5 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
I think if they’ve been married that long it’s a joke now. If it wasn’t at the beginning that is
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But is his pen*s feminin? 11 comments
It fires at a rate of 70 per second 9 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
The GAU-8 Avenger, the gun talked about here is so powerful that if I mounted it to the top of a car, put the car in a neutral and started firing I would break the American interstate speed limit in less than 3 seconds. It’s fucking awesome and I wanna give the guy who made it a big sloppy kiss
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Oki - *going to basement with stack of food for 1 week* 11 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
especially when you realise the budget for it was half a pack of gum and a piece of string
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French is classy they said 35 comments
"My spiritual pain is unbearable" 10 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
Nobody ever expected the ak-47 to become so famous and widely used, therefore it isnt Kalashnikov's fault what it was used for either
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"My spiritual pain is unbearable" 10 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
Actually, this is from when he asked a priest if he should feel guilty about it. The priest said no cause blaming the guy who made the design is just plain stupid
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Things you can say during sex and during funeral 16 comments
Gaming journalist doesn't even know how to play a tutorial 10 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
If he's failing at the tutorial, it's obvious that his opinion isn't really going to be worth much on this topic. He may be a brilliant journalist in other fields, but someone who knows about 2D platformers is going to have a much more in depth view of the game than someone who doesn't
Gaming journalist doesn't even know how to play a tutorial 10 comments
companion
· 7 years ago
If he doesnt like 2d platformers, or can barely even play them. Why the hell is he reviewing them?
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